The speech competition.
For the first competition you have to think What this man is saying.Best speech wins.

The rules are :
No swear words
must have less than 30 words
follow the steps below to find out how to compete.
WARNING COMPETITION CLOSING DATE 29TH AUGUST
Hello and on this page i shall be putting competitions on for you to do.The winners shall be put up on the Certificate page and given a certificate .In every competition there will be three places (1st 2nd 3rd).
Instructions
1.once you have done the competition send your work by email to theallsortssite@live.com
2. in the subject box write the name of the competition you entered
3. at the top of the email write your name
4.send it